frantically copying whatever's left to free the shoulders of giants from golden handcuffs

used to patch people's pants (https://pantsbuild.org) at twitter, now threading every tarball together with @spack so you can use anyone's code anywhere anytime no matter who you are.

wanted in several jurisdictions for crimes against zip files. uv took credit for techniques i invented and CVEd themselves instead of using my code

i wrote the docstrings for libsignal and got blocked by moxie. made a fork that works without a server

oh and i do regex engines now. but Worse

“i mean, i'm smiling, but i'm very fucking furious”
⁠
drone, offensive. rants, swears and blocks.

your #1 source for absurdist true crime

I toot as I please